tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-107031442024-02-03T07:25:05.272-08:00Usefull Links and Fun StuffsSome good things..!Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.comBlogger261125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-88311783462634986642015-07-13T17:46:00.000-07:002015-07-13T17:46:01.982-07:00shrimad bhagwat geeta tamil full<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-22500084692797424572013-04-24T03:15:00.008-07:002013-04-24T03:15:58.679-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Gadget websites list - site no 1 <br />
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Engadget.com<br />
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Probably the most popular gadget blog on the Web, it has become the head of the class and excels at accessing leaked and exclusive images of unreleased gear or breaking news -- just ignore the hundreds of other blog sites it promotes. <br />
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-15445877081242111072013-04-24T03:15:00.006-07:002013-04-24T03:15:50.271-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Gadget websites list - site no 1 <br />
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Engadget.com<br />
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Probably the most popular gadget blog on the Web, it has become the head of the class and excels at accessing leaked and exclusive images of unreleased gear or breaking news -- just ignore the hundreds of other blog sites it promotes. <br />
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-81824717757323448362013-04-24T03:15:00.004-07:002013-04-24T03:15:30.953-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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best gadget sites list no 2<br />
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Gizmodo.com<br />
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Gizmodo is the go-to authority for gadget news and digital culture.
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-74539916520809561912013-04-24T03:15:00.001-07:002013-04-24T03:15:03.702-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
cool gadget sites list no 3<br />
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GeekSugar.com<br />
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Geek offers a guide to the latest in today's hottest gadgets, technology tips, trends, and pop culture geekness.<br />
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-58615093372502374982013-04-24T03:14:00.005-07:002013-04-24T03:14:45.695-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
gadget news sites list no 4<br />
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CNET.com<br />
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Reviews, news, and prices on tech products, as well as free downloads and newsletters.</div>
Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-52347416759793457562013-04-24T03:14:00.002-07:002013-04-24T03:14:27.972-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Top 5 gadget news sites list 5<br />
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TechCrunch.com<br />
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TechCrunch is a leading technology media property, dedicated to obsessively profiling startups, reviewing new Internet products, and breaking tech news.<br />
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-35391968733728841602013-04-24T03:13:00.006-07:002013-04-24T03:13:53.823-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Latest online gadget news sites 6
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Geek.com<br />
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Technology news postings with discussion. Covers hardware, software, and gaming.
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-31583925698249990432013-04-24T03:13:00.003-07:002013-04-24T03:13:30.233-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Best gadget websites list 2013 site no 7
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TUAW.com<br />
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TUAW is your source for Apple news, tips, reviews and how-tos.
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-62659511262191162872013-04-24T03:13:00.000-07:002013-04-24T03:13:10.147-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
latest gadgets news 2013 sites list no 8
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cnet.com/crave/<br />
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Gadget blog from CNET. Gadget news, reviews, tips, iphone, electronics and high tech stuff.
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-25051963343902609962013-04-24T03:12:00.007-07:002013-04-24T03:12:43.045-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Popular news about gadgets websites no 9<br />
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tomshardware.com<br />
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Tom's Hardware is the Internet's premiere resource for hardware news and reviews.<br />
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-90717216214699275012013-04-24T03:12:00.004-07:002013-04-24T03:12:27.012-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Top ten gadget sites 2013 review list no 10
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DigitalTrends.com<br />
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Digital Trends is your premier source for technology news and unbiased expert product reviews of TVs, laptops, cell phones and more.
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-83582651991891917972013-04-24T03:12:00.001-07:002013-04-24T03:12:01.189-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
best gadget sites 2013 list site no 11<br />
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theverge.com<br />
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The Verge was founded in 2011 in partnership with Vox Media, and covers the intersection of technology, science, art, and culture. Its mission is to offer in-depth reporting and long-form feature stories, breaking news coverage, product information, and community content in a unified and cohesive manner. The site is powered by Vox Media's Chorus platform, a modern media stack built for web-native news in the 21st century.<br />
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-7537581258533687412013-04-24T03:11:00.003-07:002013-04-24T03:11:32.212-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
List of gadget news websites latest 2013 no 12
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gsmarena.com<br />
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GSMArena.com - The ultimate resource for GSM handset information.
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-41573829281473907682013-04-24T03:11:00.000-07:002013-04-24T03:11:14.156-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
top ten gadget sites 2013 website no 13
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slashgear.com<br />
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LOOPER time travel gets real in SlashGear's chat with Dr Edward Farhi · B&N NOOK HD and HD+ revealed:<br />
Geeky Gadgets is designed to provide daily technology news on the latest gadgets, plus advances in the technology sector including software, hardware and gadgets from around the world.<br />
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-59512752620606691072013-04-24T03:09:00.002-07:002013-04-24T03:09:49.421-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
List of best gadget sites 2013 no 14<br />
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ubergizmo.com<br />
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Ubergizmo is a popular news website that features honest, opinionated news &reviews of consumer electronics products and trends.<br />
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-3272361759110148442013-04-24T03:09:00.000-07:002013-04-24T03:09:12.275-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
top 15 gadget sites 2013 site no 15
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techeblog.com<br />
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News and reviews, with pictures, of games, gadgets, and technology.
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-38521564163737188582013-04-24T03:08:00.002-07:002013-04-24T03:08:39.502-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Most popular best gadget websites 2013 list no 16 <br />
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geeky-gadgets.com<br />
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Geeky Gadgets is designed to provide daily technology news on the latest gadgets, plus advances in the technology sector including software, hardware and gadgets from around the world.</div>
Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-55440181371919779422013-04-24T03:08:00.000-07:002013-04-24T03:08:05.527-07:00best gadget websites | top ten gadget sites 2013 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Gadget websites list no 17 <br />
electronista.com<br />
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Electronista provides updated news related to Latest Technology, Gadgets, Mobile Phones, DVR, GPS, Camera, Music etc.<br />
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-90352850747439561942013-04-21T22:13:00.000-07:002013-04-21T22:13:04.773-07:00Anroid PC Suite<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
to download free Anroid PC suite click on below links<br />
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provide all the Android users a free and very good...To Download click on below Links <br />
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Rahul Vaja [રાહુલ વાજા]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00137464278784057059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10703144.post-21766334208913745272010-04-21T02:49:00.000-07:002010-04-21T03:10:57.452-07:00Santa: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. <br />
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Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. <br />
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Santa: Why are you heating the knife.<br />
Banta: To do suicide.<br />
Santa: But why are you heating it?<br />
Banta: To prevent infection.<br />
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?<br />
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.<br />
Teacher: What happened in 1873?<br />
Student: Gandhi was four years old<br />
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Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married. <br />
Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage? <br />
Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th<br />
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Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.<br />
Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it. <br />
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April<br />
when conductor asked for ticket.<br />
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and<br />
said ”April fool.I have pass”.<br />
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. <br />
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Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner<br />
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.<br />
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.<br />
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Sardar : What is the name of your car?<br />
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".<br />
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai <br />
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Sardar : What is the name of your car? <br />
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Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".<br />
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Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai <br />
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley<br />
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1st Sardar: chal police ko de k atey hain.<br />
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2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?<br />
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1st sardar: jhoot bol dain gay, ke 1 hi mila tha <br />
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Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”<br />
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Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.<br />
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Teacher: Spell it?<br />
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Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. <br />
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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party: <br />
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Hi! I am sardar,<br />
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This is my sardarni,<br />
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He is my kid,<br />
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and…. she is my kidney.<br />
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Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.<br />
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Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!<br />
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Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC1760!! <br />
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Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.<br />
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I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says, <br />
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“Please recharge your balance soon.” <br />
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.<br />
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On the way, he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.<br />
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Next day, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed, “Array, aaj to choice hai.” <br />
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One fine day, a girl proposed to a Sardar for marriage and Sardar denied simply saying that, “in our family, we marry only our <br />
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relatives.”<br />
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My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on.<br />
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So please excuse me!!! <br />
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Sardar enters kitchen,opens sugarbox,looks inside&closed it.His wife asked him why do you do so? <br />
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Sardar:doctor advised me to test sugar. <br />
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Sardarji to Peon : I asked you to buy 2 sheets of white paper, you bought only one? Peon: No problem sir, we can take a photocopy of this sheet. <br />
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2 Sardar In ATM <br />
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Srdr1:Ha..Ha..,I Saw Ur Password. <br />
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Srdr2:What Is It? <br />
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Srdr1:It Is 4 Stars(****) <br />
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Sardr2:Ha..Ha..U R Wrong,It Is 4017 <br />
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Judge: why are u arrested? <br />
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Sardar: for shopping early?<br />
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Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping?<br />
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Sardar: before opening the shop <br />
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar<br />
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Sardar : Take my card<br />
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Waiter : But sir, this is Ration Card. <br />
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Sardar joined a new job. On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer.<br />
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Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.<br />
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Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. <br />
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Boss: Where were you born ?<br />
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Sardarji: Oye Punjab.<br />
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Boss: Which part?<br />
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Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab. <br />
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.<br />
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Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?<br />
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Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year. <br />
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In an interview,<br />
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Interviewer : How does a scooter run?<br />
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Sardar : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….<br />
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Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!<br />
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Sardar : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……… ==========================================<br />
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…<br />
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Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually? <br />
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Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. <br />
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Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning? <br />
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Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning. <br />
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Sardar talking on cell.<br />
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2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.<br />
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1st Sardar : Biwi se…<br />
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2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?<br />
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1st Sardar : Tumhari hai… <br />
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Sardar in Mysoor palace. Tourist guide: sir, dont sit there, its Tippu sulthans chair. Sardar: dont worry, I will get up when he comes..... <br />
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Sardar was driving his bicycle fastly. Suddenly a bus came opposite to him. Sardar angrily asked to the bus driver: " Ninaku chavan ente cycle mathrame kittiyullo"<br />
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