Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
ગુજરાતી માં ટાઈપ કરેલો મારો પ્રથમ બ્લોગ
વાહ બહુ સરસ આજે innternet પર ફરતા ફરતા મને આ લીંક મળી ગઈ.....
અરે વાહ તમે ભલે ઈંગ્લીશ(પણ ગુજરાતી ભાષામાં) માં ટાઈપ કરતા રહો ગૂગલ તમને ઓટોમેટીક ગુજરી લીપી માં લખી આપશે.. તો સારું હવેથી હું ગુજરાતી માં મારા બ્લોગ પર આરામ થી બોગ્ગીંગ કરી શકીશ
આ રહી લીંક http://www.google.com/transliterate/indic/Gujarati
તો પછી હવે ગુજરાતી માં ટાઈપ કરવું અઘરું નથી સાવ આસાન છે.
અરે વાહ તમે ભલે ઈંગ્લીશ(પણ ગુજરાતી ભાષામાં) માં ટાઈપ કરતા રહો ગૂગલ તમને ઓટોમેટીક ગુજરી લીપી માં લખી આપશે.. તો સારું હવેથી હું ગુજરાતી માં મારા બ્લોગ પર આરામ થી બોગ્ગીંગ કરી શકીશ
આ રહી લીંક http://www.google.com/transliterate/indic/Gujarati
તો પછી હવે ગુજરાતી માં ટાઈપ કરવું અઘરું નથી સાવ આસાન છે.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Boss Is Boss
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an ******.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an ******.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
Funny Definitions of Designations at Office
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
Produce a baby .
and lastly.................
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the
Right baby
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
Produce a baby .
and lastly.................
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the
Right baby
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
the good one day trips from bangalore
Some of the good oneday trips from bangalore are
Mekedhatu - 100+ kms (kanakapura road) - Scenic spot/waterfalls
Savanadurga - 60+ kms (Magadi road/30+ kms from banyan tree) - Hill Fort
Shivaganga - 80+ kms (Tumkur Road) - Hill Fort
Devarayanadurga - 90+ (Tumkur Road) - Hill Fort
Madhugiri - 100+ kms (Tumkur Road) - Hill Fort
Ranghanathithu - 70+ kms (Mysore Road) - Bird Sanchuary
Shivanasamudra - 70+ kms (Mysore Road) - Waterfalls
Muthathi - 80+ kms - Scenic spot on river kaveri
Hoganekal - 150+ kms (Tamilnadu) - Waterfalls
Talakadhu - Scenic spot on river kaveri and a virtual desert
there are 7 shiva temples which used to get covered by sand every year
that is when the kaveri was in full flow.
There are eight durga's or hill forts surrounding bangalore. Hope to cover them all in the near future.
And guys dont go for swim in Manchinabele dam, many people have drowned there.
The best places to cool off will be Mekedhatu/Talakadhu/Hoganekal/Muthathi
all on the kaveri river.
Mekedhatu - 100+ kms (kanakapura road) - Scenic spot/waterfalls
Savanadurga - 60+ kms (Magadi road/30+ kms from banyan tree) - Hill Fort
Shivaganga - 80+ kms (Tumkur Road) - Hill Fort
Devarayanadurga - 90+ (Tumkur Road) - Hill Fort
Madhugiri - 100+ kms (Tumkur Road) - Hill Fort
Ranghanathithu - 70+ kms (Mysore Road) - Bird Sanchuary
Shivanasamudra - 70+ kms (Mysore Road) - Waterfalls
Muthathi - 80+ kms - Scenic spot on river kaveri
Hoganekal - 150+ kms (Tamilnadu) - Waterfalls
Talakadhu - Scenic spot on river kaveri and a virtual desert
there are 7 shiva temples which used to get covered by sand every year
that is when the kaveri was in full flow.
There are eight durga's or hill forts surrounding bangalore. Hope to cover them all in the near future.
And guys dont go for swim in Manchinabele dam, many people have drowned there.
The best places to cool off will be Mekedhatu/Talakadhu/Hoganekal/Muthathi
all on the kaveri river.
Monday, December 01, 2008
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Link Market
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Have you ever tried to exchange links, swap links, or trade links? Was it hard? Use link market instead; - it is easy to use, free and very smart. It will save you hours of work.
Have you ever tried to exchange links, swap links, or trade links? Was it hard? Use link market instead; - it is easy to use, free and very smart. It will save you hours of work.
Monday, July 28, 2008
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